Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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