Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
home. puking in laundry basket.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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