Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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