That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I think people are normalizing furries
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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