At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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