The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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