Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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