Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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