what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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