Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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