bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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