Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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