I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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