what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He passed out mid-signature
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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