Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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