im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot