I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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