And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
two words: eviction party
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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