found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
We need to get me chipped asap
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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