I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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