i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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