me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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