Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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