doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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