So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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