no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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