That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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