So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
They have beer where we have blood.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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