I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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