she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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