real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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