It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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