I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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