My pussy is not your playground.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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