I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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