question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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