Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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