is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Do plants get herpes?
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