why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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