Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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