Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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