Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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