I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We're too hungover to prance.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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