So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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