drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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