You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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