glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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so much tequila, so little girl.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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