I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Two words: nipple clamps
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