Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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