Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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