weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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