How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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