I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite