He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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