This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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